本人比较喜欢威尔史密斯，当然，对科幻更加无可抗拒，于是，上映第一天，就伙同各位臭味相投的姐妹们，先去影院一睹为快。按照常规，依然是选择的3D版本英文原版。
　　黑衣人之前14年出过两集，第一集智斗大蟑螂，恶心兮兮的;第二集勇斗变形女滕精，也是恐怖兮兮的。这第三集早听说是紧跟穿越风潮，于是就抱着看穿越剧的心态进了影院。
　　咱们先说剧情
　　黑衣人的剧情一般来说，其实是比较荒诞的，要真按照科幻剧、侦破剧、惊险剧严谨而缜密的剧情来评判，它一定分数较低。
　　依然是好莱坞常用的调调：未来的某位至关重要的人物，在未来对罪大恶极的某犯进行了惩恶除奸、弘扬正气的壮义之举后，恶人决定穿越到以前杀死对自己未来有威胁的英雄，于是，未来的某位英雄2号决定跟着穿越回去，拯救受到生命威胁的英雄1号。
　　这样的电影，大家从终结者、到回到未来，已经看了很多次了，论新意，或许还比不上步步惊心、宫之类的偶像电视剧。
　　不过，好莱坞的创新，在于穿越的方式。
　　穿越的方式被人用过很多种，被撞车的、被杀的、魂穿的、被马桶冲的……黑衣人用了个非常具有笑点的穿越方式：从最高的大楼上往下跳!那可是比蹦极还惊险刺激的游戏，成功了，你穿越，不成功了，你摔死~~~威尔斯密斯先生，你的脚软了吗??
　　另外，就是对时空的诠释。
　　按照现代的天文学和物理学研究，如果当你超越光速，可以返回到过去，那么，改变了过去的事件，就会产生另一个不同纬度的时空未来。
　　这个时空，与你本身经历过的时空，是两个并行的时空。也就是说，如果两个时空重叠，会出现两个你。
　　黑衣人使用了时空重叠的理念，和不同纬度时空的理念。
　　如果未来的你被杀死，那么未来就不会存在你，所有人的记忆在另一个纬度的时空里，你就是在那个时候已经死去。
　　如果未来的人穿越到过去的时空，两个时空重合，就会出现年龄不同的两个你。(当然，在back to the
future第二集里曾说过，如果两个你见面，会出现恐怖事件，但是在黑衣人里，直接忽略了这个问题，这大概也拜泛滥的穿越剧的影响，大家对突然出现在面前的未来的自己，已经有了心理承受力)。那么，两个你，可以同时存在，同时进行修改未来时空维度的工作。
　　不知道在科学上，究竟是否支持这种两个维度时空重叠的理论，就单从电影本身来说，是具有可看性的。
　　而且，它还塑造了一个能够随意穿越时空、随意窥见时空的某个外星族群——难道他们是反物资世界的族群???能丝毫不受正物质宇宙的影响?
　　看来斯蒂文·斯皮尔伯格先生对时空的看法跟大家不太一样。
　　说完剧情，咱们说说特效。
　　既然拍摄3D，那么自然特效是个卖点。
　　其实，凭心说，黑衣人3的特效，可圈可点的地方很少，除了在时空机商店里乱射的激光束对视觉的冲击仿真之外，我几乎感觉不到我是在看3D。
　　当然，这大概是3D影片已经成为习惯，看3D我的视觉也成了习惯的缘故吧。
　　与国内3D相比，好莱坞的3D效果，特别是对远景、背景的层次和清晰度处理效果，确实是不错的。国内标杆《龙门飞甲》的最大缺点就在这里，需要我们国内3D特效从业人员或3D动漫人员继续研究特效技巧。
　　黑衣人3最大的亮点，不在它的剧情，也不在它的笑点，更不在他的演员，而在于：国内的超强字幕!!
　　也不知道是哪位油菜翻译组负责的，整个字幕充分发挥了“2021-2021网络存在于生活任何角落”的精神，从“坑爹”、“地沟油”、“瘦肉精”“给力”之类的流行用语，到“天长地久有时尽，此恨绵绵无绝期”的古典文学，统统上阵!
　　整个影院里，时常就听到观众评价：这字幕太给力了。
　　我的死党闺蜜，在我耳边说的最多的一句就是：字幕好搞笑!!
　　所以，推荐大家一定要看3D英文版中文字幕哦!!别错过国内赋予的大笑点!!
　　最后咱们来说说，演员和造型。
　　威尔史密斯属于笑星，他的片子除了少数传统英雄片，大多都是搞笑片。黑衣人属于其中的亮点影片。
　　他的演技属于自然型的，从自然而然的面部表情，和动作神态，就可以制造很多笑点。
　　汤米·李·琼斯在第一集的时候，就已经是老头子了，过了14年，自然是更加老的老头子，已经无法胜任动作戏，于是，穿越后，顺理成章的更换了演员乔什·布洛林，年轻的J跟汤米长得有些像，演技却有点生涩呆板了。
　　关于外星人的造型，原谅我是动漫迷，真的很多值得吐槽的地方啊!
　　1、绿色外星人的造型，怎么看，怎么觉得像是《七龙珠》比克大魔王!
　　2、中国餐馆店的老板造型象《老夫子》里面的大番薯!
　　3、矮小外星人的造型，酷似螳螂(好吧，这个，在黑衣人1里我已经吐槽过了)
　　4、内衣外穿听过，生物课大脑外穿没见过吧，看看人家外星人官员!
　　5、中国餐馆里那个啥啥虾(忘记名字了)怎么看着像是貔貅??
　　最后，咱们来说说素来的大明星打酱油。
　　第二集里，被作为外星人时刻监视的人是MJ(迈克杰克逊)
　　第三集里，中国元素出场：姚明外星人短暂的闪过了2秒，超过了贝克汉姆贝帅1秒时长，看来世界体育界很多都是外星来的嘛，要不干嘛能长那么高还那么灵活，或者香蕉弧线球可以踢得那么出神入化?下次是不是该轮到博尔特、刘翔了??
　　或者转战科学领域，比如比尔盖茨、乔布斯?他们难道不是把外星技术复制到地球来的??
　　唔……
　　好吧，基本来说，我还是喜欢黑衣人的。

先给你第二部的，但只能给里面的一部分，因为有字数限制，弄的好辛苦，给点辛苦分吧，呵呵，其余的如果你有急用的话，就留个邮箱给我，我把word文档发给你
先是一段介绍的：
Mysteries in History,
with your host, Peter Graves.
Although no one has ever been able
to prove their existence...
...a quasi-government agency,
the Men in Black...
...supposedly carries out operations
here on Earth...
...in order to keep us safe from aliens
throughout the galaxies.
Here is one of their stories
that ''never happened''...
...from one of their files
that doesn't exist.
1978. The leaders of Zartha
flee their planet...
...in order to escape the clutches
of the evil Kylothian, Serleena.
Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bring
with them their greatest treasure;
The Light of Zartha,
a cosmic force so powerful...
...that in the wrong hands it could
lead to the annihilation of Zartha.
The Zarthans' princess, Lauranna,
beseeched the Men in Black...
...to hide the Light from Serleena.
But they had no choice.
Intervention would have meant
the destruction of the Earth.
However, in an act of galactic bravery,
the Men in Black subdued Serleena...
...allowing the Zarthans to escape...
...so they might hide the Light
on another planet.
Serleena, released from her captors,
vowed that the Light would be hers...
...and that she would destroy
any planet that stood in her way.
And so, never knowing what happened...
...the people of Earth were saved
by a secret society of protectors...
...known as the Men in Black.
接下来是正式电影部分：
Harvey!
Harvey, get over here!
Harvey. Heel, heel!
You're barking at the moon, moron.
Harvey. Harvey!
Hey, pretty lady.
You taste good.
Hey, what the--?
Yeah, you too.
Nothing fancy, no heroics.
By the book.
Got it. Hey!
Hey, Jeff. What's happening, buddy?
-We were wondering why you're here.
-The man's talking to you.
You know our arrangements.
Stay in the E, F and R subway lines...
...and you get all the garbage
you want.
What the hell are you doing here,
worm boy?
Tee.
Jeff....
Excuse my partner.
He's new and he's...
...kind of stupid.
You getting big, Jeff.
Boy, what you been eating?
You like jokes, huh?
Jeffrey!
All right.
Sweet dreams, big boy.
Sweet dreams...
...big boy.
Transit authority.
Move to the forward car.
We got a bug in the electrical system.
People! We got a bug
in the electrical system!
Now y'all running?
No, no, no! Sit down!
It's only a 600-foot worm.
-Everybody out.
-Put the hammer down on this thing.
I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater.
I decide what happens.
You decide?
Okay, come here. Come here.
Larry? That's my man, Jeff.
-Larry just made a decision.
-Larry need to take his ass in there.
Don't make me do this, Jeff!
Eighty-first Street.
Just a second.
May I have your attention, please?
We thank you
for participating in our drill.
Had this been an emergency,
you'd have been eaten.
Because you don't listen.
You're ignorant.
How a man gonna bash through--?
That's the problem with New Yorkers.
''We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm!
Save us, Mr. Black Man!''
I ask you nice, ''Move to the next car.''
You just sit there like--
Thank you for participating.
Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller,
energy-efficient subway cars.
Watch your step.
You will have a nice evening.
I need a cleanup crew
at 81 st and Central Park West.
Revoke Jeff's movement privileges.
Have him escorted
to the Chamber Street station.
And please check the expiration date
on the unipod worm tranquilizers.
Sorry, fellas. Station closed.
-Emergency drill. For your safety.
-Do you believe these putzes?
You're welcome.
I know, by the book.
Tee, when was the last time
we just looked at the stars?
This is a test. I can do this.
Ever feel like you're alone
in the universe?
Yes.
No.
-Hey, let me buy you a piece of pie.
-Really?
Thanks.
Hey, you're not alone
in the universe.
-Remove the arm.
-Okay.
Please, shut up, Charlie.
Please, shut up, Charlie.
I'm tired of you constantly talking
behind my back.
You meet a girl. She's into it.
The best line you come up with is:
''Wanna come back to my place for some
tonsil hockey and egg salad?''
-Who are you and how'd you get in here?
-You like egg salad?
Serleena!
Why didn't you say it was you?
-Where's the Light?
-Here's the deal.
You're looking for this Light.
We found it.
You want it, it'll cost you 50 mill.
Here's how it'll work. First--
Where is the Light?
We couldn't find it, but we found
a guy who might know where it is.
He runs a pizza parlor
on Spring Street.
Let's go. And wipe your nose, idiot.
-Good pie.
-Yeah.
Crowded.
Well, they got good pie.
What is wrong with you?
-You're gonna neuralyze me.
-No, I'm not.
You took me here
so I wouldn't make a scene.
You making a scene.
Let me ask you a question.
Why did you join MIB?
Six years in the Marines.
I like the action. Protect the planet.
You like being a hero?
You joined the wrong organization.
-You ever heard of James Edwards?
-No.
Well, he saved the lives of 85 people
on the subway tonight.
No one knows he exists.
And if no one knows he exists,
how can anyone ever love him?
Hey, how long we been partners?
-Feb 1 .
-Five months, three days.
-Started at noon.
-Nine hours.
Get married. Have a bunch of kids.
Okay.
Excuse me. My buddy's kind of shy,
but he thinks you are hot.
Here it is.
I don't know what to say.
Years from now,
you know what people'll say?
-''Employee'' is misspelled?
-They charge by the letter.
They'll say, ''lmagine that. Big shot
like her used to work here.''
-Ben--
-You deserve it.
Bring up a case of Mountain Dew
from the basement.
Hey, Bruno.
Two slices of pepperoni and
information about the Light of Zartha.
-Whoever you are, don't hurt me.
-Where's the Light, Ben?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let me down, ma'am.
I want to report a robbery--
There.
Noise.
Kitchen!
You idiots see anything?
Wind blew the door open.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
For 25 years, I've traveled
the universe looking for it.
But it never left Earth, did it?
You kept it here.
What are you talking about?
I'm running out of time.
Where's the Light?
-I don't know what you mean.
-Listen, Zarthan.
You hid the Light on Earth.
I'll find it.
Once we have the Light,
Zartha will be ours.
You're too late.
Tomorrow at midnight...
...the Light will leave
the third planet and be back home.
Sorry you made the trip for nothing.
Now we don't know
if it's on Earth or not.
He said third planet.
It's here, you idiot.
-Third Rock from the Sun.
-I never got that till now.
It's on Earth, and I know
who's gonna tell me where it is.
-Don't you ever go home?
-Nope.
I see you neuralyzed another partner.
Bee, Dee, when you use
a fission carbonizer...
...attach a de-atomizer
so it doesn't sound like a cannon.
Hey, get some booties on them things.
You're crapping up the floor.
Check his visa.
The Cephalopods have been making
counterfeits at Kinko's on Canal.
And why do I have a dead Tricrainasloph
going through passport control?
That'd be my fauIt. I'm very sorry.
Please don't neuralyze me, sir.
-What the helI's that supposed to mean?
-Nothing, sir.
Good work in the subway.
-I remember Jeff when he was yea high.
-What you got for me?
Look. See those guys in black suits?
-They work here. We got it covered.
-Zed, what you got?
Dedication's one thing, but this job
will eat you up and spit you out.
You want to look like me
when you hit 50...
...ish?
I'll be in the gym if you need me.
All right, there was a killing earlier.
1 7 7 Spring.
Alien-on-alien.
Take Tee with you
and make a report.
Tee. Right.
Tee. Right.
You have got to stop neuralyzing
MIB personnel.
He was crying
in the middle of the diner.
I hate that.
And plus, you can't count Elle.
She wanted to go back to the morgue.
I helped her.
-You need a partner.
-I'm cool.
I'll be his partner.
Jay, wait up.
I appreciate the shot, man.
-Thought I'd never get out.
-Lose the suit.
Sure thing.
Just going for the look.
But if I say so myseIf,
I find it slimming.
Not that I've had problems
with the ladies.
When you get down to--
Nice sled, very swank.
Heated seats? Sometimes I get hives.
Frank!
......

Men in Black III is a American science fiction film starring by Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in 2021. This film is released in our country just four month ago. In this film, Agent J and Agent K encounter a new challenge. Boris the Animal, an alien, escaped from the moon prison and went back to 1969 with the time machine. Now in 2021, the history changed, because Agent K who made Boris lose an arm was killed by Boris in 1969. To save Agent K’s life and protect the earth, Agent J choose to go back to 1969 too and he succeed to stop the murder. The story is nothing new, but the end surprised me. Agent J found a secret about himself that who is his dad and how he became a partner of Agent K. He don’t know that his was cleared memory when he was a child. This is the fantastic part of the film.